1
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- Okay. Two more and that's it.
- I'm going for the average.

2
00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:07,883
- Don't go crazy. We need two.
- Leave it to me.

3
00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:24,775
Come on, man!

4
00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,570
- It's not my fault. They have moved.
- Pindy.

5
00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:29,905
- What difference does it make?
- You don't understand the rules.

6
00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:32,992
- "What difference does it make?"
- Bowling with people is not real.

7
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Pindy, don't go.

8
00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:36,996
Charlie?

9
00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:40,040
No. He's in Miami. It's my mother.
He has called three times.

10
00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,834
- I have to get it.
- Okay.

11
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Hello, mom. Is everything going well?

12
00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,965
That? Sorry, repeat that.

13
00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,092
Okay, let's go there.

14
00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,887
- What's happening?
- Dude, they've arrested her.

15
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- For unionizing the zoo animals?
- For prostitution.

16
00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:59,143
CITY POLICE
FROM MALIBU

17
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I tell him it's a mistake.

18
00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,855
- It has to be.
- Clear.

19
00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:05,357
Your mother is peculiar,
but she is not a professional.

20
00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,610
So it doesn't matter if he's your husband...

21
00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,737
...or a customer in a back seat.

22
00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:13,199
The important thing is communication.
You always have to talk.

23
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Depending on what you are doing,
talking is not always possible.

24
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Peter, Jared.
Thank goodness you're here.

25
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There has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I'm not a prostitute.

26
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Do you see it? A total misunderstanding.

27
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- I am a sexual surrogate.
- Me too.

28
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- Yes, I am a sexual surrogate.
- Exactly.

29
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- I thought you were going to open a daycare.
- Everything dried. I lost my rent.

30
00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:05,376
Why didn't you tell me?
Why don't you talk to me?

31
00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:09,171
One of my clients was a substitute.
She told me I could follow her.

32
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I saw how much he helped people.
He said I had a natural talent.

33
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He passed me clients and it all started there.

34
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- And now I'm here.
- Wait, I have a question.

35
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Are you a substitute...?
Do you have sex for money?

36
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Technically, there are two questions.

37
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And not all substitutes
They have sex, right?

38
00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,526
Well I don't have sex
with the majority.

39
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- You said "majority."
- Yes.

40
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- I heard it.
- I've heard it too.

41
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Let's go back to the arrest.

42
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Did you offer sex in exchange for money?

43
00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,328
Of course he wanted it.

44
00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,664
But I said, "We'll see."

45
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You know, over time...

46
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...if your treatment required it.

47
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But I saw that I was ready to face
their intimacy problems.

48
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So I took him out of the downstairs room...

49
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Are you doing it at home?

50
00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,472
What happened next?

51
00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:05,269
I took him to the room I use
for more confidential meetings.

52
00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:06,937
Please, don't let it be mine.

53
00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,732
It has a wonderful view
from the canyon, honey.

54
00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,650
Where am I going to do it? In my room?

55
00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,278
Ok, we'll fix it later
the oedipal theme.

56
00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:17,698
I suffer from it too
and you're not even my mother. Go on.

57
00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,992
To make him feel more comfortable...

58
00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,995
...I took off my clothes, but I was wearing a thong.

59
00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:26,248
My mouth tastes like copper.
I think I'm going to have a seizure.

60
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Then he stopped me.

61
00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,252
Already.

62
00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:34,465
I will talk to the prosecutor
to see who's handling the case.

63
00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:37,051
- We'll fix it.
- Mom, we have paid your bail.

64
00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,678
You will be out soon. We will wait for you outside.

65
00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:42,598
Please,
Don't ever say anything to anyone.

66
00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:44,600
I'm so sorry I got you into this.

67
00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,520
We will take care of it,
okay?

68
00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,443
- Okay.
- That?

69
00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,195
- Let's get this over with.
- That?

70
00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:58,072
One shot and we turn the page.

71
00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:02,618
Peter, your mother has a problem.
And what it does is totally legitimate.

72
00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:06,413
act like a baby every time
saying "sex" is not going to help you.

73
00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,957
Would you be so calm
If I were your mother?

74
00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,416
My mother is not a whore.

75
00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,751
That was the shot.

76
00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,380
That's it, it's over. Come on.

77
00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:23,222
Ellen Swatello.

78
00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:25,349
Drinking alone?

79
00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,352
Wow, the day just keeps getting better.

80
00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,814
-How did you find me?
- Your helper.

81
00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:35,150
I told him I was your brother
and there was a family emergency.

82
00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,694
And did he believe you?

83
00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,195
I did pretty well.

84
00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:43,534
You have been involved in a prostitution case
that I wear, Colleen Bash.

85
00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,661
She is Peter's mother.

86
00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:55,671
She is a sexual substitute. Work at home.
Her clients love her.

87
00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,589
For sure yes.

88
00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,926
- Your first crime of prostitution?
- Of course.

89
00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,971
He will be given probation for lack of
and a fine.

90
00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,181
will be registered
as a sex offender...

91
00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,058
You can't. I wouldn't work again.

92
00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,893
I know Colleen. She's not a whore.

93
00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,396
Someone tries to set an example with her.

94
00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:13,731
Okay.

95
00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,066
Okay?

96
00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:19,278
I will talk to my supervisor
for the case to be dismissed.

97
00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:23,782
Are we done?

98
00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:27,286
Yes. I didn't expect it.

99
00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:28,662
Thank you.

100
00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,540
Don't imagine anything.

101
00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:36,712
I just hate my job now.
a little more than you.

102
00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,635
Do you want to talk about it?

103
00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,724
And I'm a very good lawyer.

104
00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:52,019
We would crush you,
but apart from Peter and me, sure...

105
00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,772
I came here to lock up
to real criminals...

106
00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,940
...but for seven years I have seen...

107
00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,151
...asslicking lawyers get promoted...

108
00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,278
...while I end up in Vice...

109
00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:03,697
...processing whores
like Peter's mother.

110
00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,200
It will be your bright personality.

111
00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,543
Under this light, with my guard down...

112
00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:18,420
...you look almost human.

113
00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,047
You're flirting with me.

114
00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,800
I'm not flirting with you.

115
00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,928
God, I'm hitting on you, aren't I?

116
00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:29,389
Did you know? With the day I've had...

117
00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,558
The year.

118
00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,560
Come on.

119
00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,312
My house.

120
00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:38,774
- You joke.
- Does hate sex bother you?

121
00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:54,289
- This can only happen once.
- Then we will hate each other again.

122
00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:57,876
- I still hate you now.
- Yes, me too.

123
00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,633
Honey, I'm home now.

124
00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,719
It turns out that my mother's friend
I was right.

125
00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,597
There is a difference between the substitution
and prostitution.

126
00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,767
We just have to prove
that was intended to educate, not gratify.

127
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,811
Not even that will be necessary.

128
00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,898
Look at you, taking the walk of shame
around the office.

129
00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,484
Not from shame, my friend.
Of glory.

130
00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:25,362
I also told you to look
to the prosecutor in this case.

131
00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,907
- And I looked for her.
- Where have you been?

132
00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,285
-Ellen Swatello.
- Go that way!

133
00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,412
Can't. I work here.

134
00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:39,084
I see someone enjoyed it last night.
of a little of the old put in and take out.

135
00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,378
I remember my first time.

136
00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,922
Sir, last night wasn't my first time.

137
00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,008
I was sixteen years old.
She fifty.

138
00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,093
- A farmer's wife.
- Fifty.

139
00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:52,514
I went to bring alfalfa. Or was it barley?

140
00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:55,726
- Well, it was spring.
- Say?

141
00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,020
Send her back.

142
00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:00,022
Swatello.

143
00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,610
Okay, you don't know anything about this.
Don't let it be noticed.

144
00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,403
Oh really. Mister?

145
00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:11,074
Miss Swatello. Good morning.

146
00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,743
Hello, Ellen. Nice shoes.

147
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,538
- You told him.
- Please.

148
00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,707
Don't be too hard on poor Jared.

149
00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:22,961
A great man said:
"Every love worth feeling...

150
00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,339
...it's worth shouting about
from the rooftops."

151
00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,717
He just made it up.
You are that great man.

152
00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:32,846
I talked to my supervisor
about closing your mother's case...

153
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,557
...and he is not willing.
Zero tolerance.

154
00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,893
That? I accompany you.

155
00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,479
- Don't touch me.
- No, I don't want...

156
00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,731
I don't want to touch you.

157
00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,442
Can we summarize this?

158
00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:49,238
Your mother is going to be judged
as a prostitute

159
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:52,407
You go to trial against a woman
the one you slept with...

160
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,911
...and who apparently despises you.

161
00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,413
Yes, that sums it up.

162
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,625
Bueno, que paséis un buen día.

163
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,677
- I will testify.
- Mamá, no puedes testificar.

164
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:15,806
- Your history would be discussed.
- Fouls and infractions.

165
00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:18,767
Which would show that you believe
que la ley no vale para ella.

166
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,936
If the jury hears that, they'll convict her.

167
00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:23,355
I need a donut. Donut?

168
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,691
- Thank you.
- You never take too much sugar.

169
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:29,695
He always carried a box of Oreos
to school and got straight A's.

170
00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:33,573
- Pesaba ochenta kilos en cuarto.
- You are my chubby.

171
00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:35,784
Shall we see you at the trial?

172
00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,035
- Yeah.
- Okay.

173
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,122
- Es a la vuelta de la esquina.
- Hello. What do I put in it?

174
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,457
What's the matter? This is embarrassing...

175
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,002
...pero debes dejar de tratarla
like your mother...

176
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,336
And treat her like a client.

177
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,839
Tienes razón, pero no puede testificar.

178
00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,090
Okay.

179
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,594
Attention.

180
00:09:56,305 --> 00:10:00,684
- No deberías asustar a mis ayudantes.
- El supervisor de Swatello.

181
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:04,396
- So you know my mother's case.
- Maybe you've heard of him.

182
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,273
I told you there was something.

183
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,192
Si esto tiene algo que ver
con lo de Fugate y Towne...

184
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,237
There are no hard feelings.
You were the one fired for lying down...

185
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,240
- ...with the boss's daughter.
- And you gave him away.

186
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,951
I don't press charges
for personal reasons.

187
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,912
Although in this case,
I can't deny that it is an advantage.

188
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:24,875
I think you're still mad about losing.
the district attorney elections.

189
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,793
What a beating.

190
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,420
Your mother earned her arrest.

191
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,049
And he is going to earn the sentence.

192
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,800
Good morning, gentlemen.

193
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,974
- You want a donut, right?
- A bit.

194
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,814
- Do you have a minute?
- Yes, what's wrong?

195
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,568
Your chances of being a judge.
Do you know Henry Dinsdale?

196
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,780
He is a judge of the Santa Monica Court.
I have heard about him.

197
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,907
Thanks to me, he has heard about you.

198
00:10:57,074 --> 00:11:00,410
He dropped what he has in trust
a house in Indian Wells.

199
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,663
- Are you retiring?
- Any day now.

200
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,124
If I had your support,
It would be very good for me...

201
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,377
...so that they would name me
as his substitute.

202
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,380
Start by having a drink with him.
Wait for your call.

203
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,631
Excellent. Thank you.

204
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,431
Inspector, in your career, how many
prostitution arrests have you made?

205
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,850
- More than nine hundred.
-And how many times...

206
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,187
...the detainee has been identified
as a sexual substitute?

207
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,649
We begin to see that the prostitutes
They call themselves sexual surrogates...

208
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,360
- ...to avoid detection.
- Multiple sessions...

209
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:36,321
...always without sex.
You must read minds to guess...

210
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,449
That he offered sex in exchange for money
made it easier.

211
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,536
- Did you record that offer?
- He didn't have a microphone.

212
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,330
So he asks the jury
trust your memory...

213
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,082
...to consider her a prostitute.

214
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:50,419
- I protest. Capcious.
- I take it back. There are no more questions.

215
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:56,383
Inspector Spears,
Does Mrs. Bash have an assistant?

216
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,676
Yes.

217
00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:01,763
And don't you derive the surplus customers
to other substitutes?

218
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,557
Yes.

219
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,142
Do you have a reception service
of calls?

220
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,894
I protest. What does that have to do with
with the charges?

221
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,896
If the defense would stop interrupting me...

222
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,231
Sorry.

223
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,401
Dude are you apologizing
before the opposing lawyer?

224
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,278
No, I was interrupting.

225
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:19,573
Your Honor, the relevance of the questions
will be clear.

226
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,199
I hope so.

227
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,035
Inspector, Mrs. Bash pays
for advertising their services.

228
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:28,165
- It is advertised in the L. A. Weekly.
- Yes. In the classified section.

229
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,000
So you have a team...

230
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,294
...who benefits
of your sex trade?

231
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,087
Exact.

232
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,553
Your Honor, the prosecution proposes...

233
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,222
...dismiss the accusation
vs. Colleen Bash...

234
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,640
Honey, we won.

235
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,685
...and add a violation
of the Penal Code, section 266.

236
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,438
Mrs. Bash was part
of a broader criminal enterprise.

237
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:55,859
- Pimping? Lordship.
- Request accepted. Rest.

238
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,527
What's happening?

239
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,739
- They say you're a pimp.
- It's three years in prison.

240
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,658
Mrs. Bash. Hi, I'm Rachel King.

241
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,202
I work with Peter and Jared.

242
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:09,122
You will be the one who raised the partition
in Peter and Jared's office.

243
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,542
Do you mind if I talk for a moment?
with Peter and Jared?

244
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,002
Forward.

245
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,089
I know we didn't warn you,
but it's about my mother.

246
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,217
what kind of monster
do you think I am?

247
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,718
- Metamorph.
- Swamp devil.

248
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,261
That's not a real monster.

249
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,930
- How's it going?
- Not very well.

250
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,140
They treat him as if he were
the crime of the century.

251
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,267
It seems like a malicious accusation.

252
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,062
- Hewett has been after me for years.
- We need proof.

253
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:36,149
Have you thought about the angle
of the lawyer sleeping with the prosecutor?

254
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,319
- How do you know?
- How do you think you know?

255
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,987
Maybe I'm a metamorphic monster.

256
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:45,367
Or maybe a friend posted on Instagram
photos of you rubbing against each other.

257
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,660
Rubbing each other?

258
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,996
Well, more like they are rubbing each other.

259
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,581
- Yes.
- It was a little...

260
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,042
- I don't know.
- Okay, okay.

261
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,419
It was a beginner's mistake.
It won't happen again.

262
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,673
You don't understand me.
You say someone is after Colleen.

263
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,424
And you have access to the prosecutor.

264
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,594
Do you suggest that I sleep with her?
to win the case?

265
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:09,015
No, you've already slept with her.
Exploit it and find out what you can.

266
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,351
I'll try.

267
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,020
But I won't sleep with her again.

268
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,398
It forces me to do things.

269
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,317
Okay, that was the last time.

270
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,655
The disgust that I give myself
It's higher than ever.

271
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,824
Or would it be lower?

272
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:30,453
Hewett would fire me if he knew
that I sleep with the enemy.

273
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,913
That guy is a complete asshole.

274
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,958
Yes, and don't see how he hates
to your partner.

275
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,668
Is that what the case is about?

276
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,798
What are you doing? For.

277
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,174
You have kissed me.

278
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:11,494
- Know? Maybe we should...
- Hey, you could call.

279
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,789
When leaving the bathroom
from my own apartment?

280
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,961
- What are you doing, Franklin?
- Nothing. I was just...

281
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:24,674
Looking for this.
And I can't find the other one, so...

282
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,886
- I saw him in the living room.
- Brilliant.

283
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,387
Why are you still here?

284
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,724
Well...

285
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:41,232
Hey, I think I know
What is Colleen's case about?

286
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,196
Thank you for meeting with me, your honor.

287
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,365
I teach at Loyola...

288
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,409
...and I use his sentence
of California v. Wellington.

289
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,161
Karp.

290
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,413
What kind of name is that?
Is he Jewish?

291
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,375
No. Is it a problem?

292
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,001
Not anymore.

293
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,879
It's a joke.

294
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,674
He caught me. Very good.

295
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:11,054
You must love your job.
How long do you think it will continue?

296
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,806
Why do you ask me that?

297
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,058
It's just that the judicial system
you need it.

298
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,102
I hope it continues for a long time.

299
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,730
- Are you licking my ass, son?
- Of course not, sir.

300
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,566
Why not?
What's wrong with my ass?

301
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,070
I'm sure her ass is very good.
It sure is an excellent ass.

302
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,197
- I just wanted to say...
- Okay, we're done.

303
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,616
Sorry, we got lost
with the ass theme.

304
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:35,787
- Where will you be on Wednesday?
- I have a deposition to which I owe...

305
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,582
Good. There are people you owe
know if you want to succeed me.

306
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,127
Yes, I'll be there. Of course.

307
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,714
Thanks for dinner.

308
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,590
It doesn't matter.

309
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,349
What are you doing?

310
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,143
- Hello.
- Hello.

311
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,353
Cassiopeia is visible tonight.

312
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,149
Does Cassiopeia live at Rob Lowe's house?
Because you're aiming there.

313
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,110
Jared, a headless seal
appeared on the beach today.

314
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:11,156
I called the first responders, the sheriff
and Disease Control.

315
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:14,784
They say it was a shark or a propeller.

316
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,704
I say it was Rob Lowe.

317
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,707
What's that?

318
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,210
Colleen's client list.
I saw a note in Swatello's notebook.

319
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,503
That?

320
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,630
For sure yes.

321
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,175
"The notebook."

322
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,928
- This is what the prosecutor is looking for.
- Because?

323
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,597
That's what I want you to find out.

324
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,891
Connect Hewett
with someone on the list.

325
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,227
There is a name about which
I can't find anything. This one here.

326
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,897
You are very close to me.

327
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,691
And you smell like sex.

328
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:52,280
Pindy, I need you to find out
what you can about Tim Lawson.

329
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,573
Understood?

330
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,575
- Thanks, Pindy.
- Okay.

331
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,077
-Hey, Jared.
- Yeah?

332
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,205
Do you want to see Rob Lowe
doing pilates?

333
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,790
No.

334
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,420
I think we will get
the dismissal.

335
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,714
But you will have to deliver
your client list.

336
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,967
- I can't do that.
- Mom, you face jail.

337
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,637
I don't need your permission.
I am your lawyer.

338
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,931
- And I am your mother.
- Well, behave like one.

339
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,934
Sorry. I didn't mean that.

340
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,438
When I met your father...

341
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,274
...it left me breathless.

342
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,862
I knew that if I wanted
keep your interest long term...

343
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,741
...I had to become the version
most exciting of myself...

344
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:40,411
...hence the ashram,
the harp classes, the motorhome...

345
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,206
But all that didn't matter.

346
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,583
He got bored...

347
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,335
...and he left me.

348
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,004
He left us both.

349
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,799
Maybe the problem wasn't ours.
Maybe the problem was him.

350
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:57,053
No, it was me. He was the ridiculous person
who I had become.

351
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,389
It had never been
really sincere with him.

352
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:05,520
And what I do now...

353
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:09,440
- You are sincere with people.
- Don't force me to betray that...

354
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,818
...revealing my client list.

355
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,582
I have a question for you.

356
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,250
Where would you be without me?

357
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,335
In a house not burned down
in Silver Lake.

358
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,714
Exact. You are welcome.
And while you were surfing...

359
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,592
I've seen your fall with that wave.
I burst out laughing.

360
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,468
do you have something
about my mother's case?

361
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,306
I spent the day looking for Tim Lawson.
I couldn't find it for a good reason.

362
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,726
- That you are totally incompetent?
- Which doesn't exist.

363
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,729
I crossed Lawson quotes
with the images...

364
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,398
...of the security door
from your mother's urbanization.

365
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,275
A little elitist, by the way.

366
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,360
Do you want to continue, please?

367
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,613
They photograph all license plates.

368
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,660
-Harrison Gingold?
-The Los Angeles district attorney?

369
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,204
You don't want anyone to know
that he has seen a substitute.

370
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,456
Let's pay him a visit.

371
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,211
Hello, Harrison.

372
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,131
Colleen. I feel all this.

373
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,178
Sir, why did you present
those charges against my mother?

374
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,512
It wasn't me.

375
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:25,892
Someone wants to fire me from my job.
He figured it out and saw an opportunity.

376
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,685
Hewett.

377
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,521
He wasn't lying when he said
That it wasn't about you.

378
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,398
You have to drop the charges.

379
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:36,361
As soon as the case was presented,
It slipped out of my hands.

380
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,614
That the district attorney
dismiss a case...

381
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,575
Well it would cause more problems
of those that would solve.

382
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,911
- We only care about one problem.
- My mother.

383
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,374
We have a subpoena.
If you don't declare, they will come looking for you.

384
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,753
I said I'm sorry.

385
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,297
This is not even worth the paper
where it is printed.

386
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,175
- Because?
- Executive privilege.

387
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,512
- I have no obligation to declare.
- That applies to politicians.

388
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,640
In addition to district attorneys
and his main assistants.

389
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,228
I'm sorry, Colleen.
I wish I knew how to get out of this.

390
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,272
- Yes, he knows.
- But he doesn't have the guts to do it.

391
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,025
We're done.

392
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,575
You're too close, Peter.
You have to submit the list.

393
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,036
Ask Swatello if he would testify.

394
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:30,331
He is at the bottom of the pecking order.
It is not protected by executive privilege.

395
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:33,459
You see, whenever we are together...

396
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,545
...sex arises out of hate.

397
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,756
Please don't send me there again.

398
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,218
Thank you.

399
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:44,178
What is it?

400
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,765
A court order.
We have to deliver the list tomorrow.

401
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,685
So if you don't deliver it,
will commit contempt.

402
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,646
and my mother will pass
the entire trial behind bars.

403
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,064
I can't allow it.

404
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,666
You don't like people, do you?

405
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,836
Where are Peter and Jared?

406
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,337
They are gone.

407
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,256
I was about to leave too.

408
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,426
It would be better if you handed over the list,
Mrs. Bash.

409
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,971
- You are not my lawyer.
- No, but Peter and Jared are mine.

410
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,890
I like people.

411
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,434
But I'm not sure
What do I think about you?

412
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,690
Do you know? I think there is another drink
in Peter's office.

413
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,276
Although I can't say for sure
that is very clean.

414
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,952
- Are you sure he will come?
- I sent him a message. It will come.

415
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,829
What did you tell him?

416
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,332
Do you question my messages?

417
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,876
- You already know the power I have...
-The only thing I know...

418
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,295
...you screwed up
with those waitresses.

419
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:03,216
Do you want to leave that? The messages
haiku were ahead of their time.

420
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,344
Haiku messages are the greatest
stupid thing that occurred to you.

421
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,679
- I'm going to sell an application.
- What's wrong with you?

422
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,098
- Hello, Ellen.
- Wow, hello.

423
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:13,059
- Welcome to a public place.
- I'll leave you alone.

424
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,603
No. You two.
Did you talk to Gingold?

425
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,940
And you have come for this?

426
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,653
No. Not at all.

427
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:27,240
Tell us your part of Hewett's plan
to set a trap for my mother.

428
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,450
Have I set a trap for him?
With Hewett?

429
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,160
- He has admitted it.
- That's what I say.

430
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,454
So why does Hewett
Has he taken me off the case?

431
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,748
- That?
- Knowing that you spoke with Gingold...

432
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,460
...I get cold to questions about
if I had spoken with you.

433
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,171
I thought I could have had
a relationship with you.

434
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:46,634
- Why did he assume you were with him?
-He heard me say that I couldn't stand you.

435
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:49,804
-How often have you said it?
- Almost every day for five years.

436
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:52,723
Do you know who you look like?
To Species' aunt.

437
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,726
The sexy alien that destroys
to everyone he sleeps with.

438
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:58,062
- A great trilogy.
- That's you. Good trilogy.

439
00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,815
Despite you,
I'm sorry for your mother.

440
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,193
I wish I could do something more.

441
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,573
- Did you say "sexy alien"?
- More than that.

442
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,449
- Come by later.
- At midnight.

443
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,453
You will marry her.

444
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,164
I know.

445
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,541
I don't know what is more fragile...

446
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:22,086
...your porcelain facade
or what it protects.

447
00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:26,048
No offense, I'm not interested.
his analysis of my state of mind.

448
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,633
Since when have you not had sex?

449
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,051
Sorry?

450
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:30,344
One year? Maybe more?

451
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,430
It's none of your business...

452
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:35,683
...but people think I ascended
based on sex, so I try...

453
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:36,934
Six years.

454
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,232
- That felt good to me.
- Glad to hear it.

455
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,318
Why haven't you done it?

456
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,029
I prefer not to talk about...

457
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,448
Mom?

458
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,411
- Mom...
- What was that?

459
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,330
- What was that?
- You can't...

460
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:01,500
I just wanted to give you a shake
so that you would open up to your sexuality.

461
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,793
I am open.

462
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,255
Sorry.

463
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:10,509
Rachel, is this a bad time?
to talk about tearing down the partition?

464
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,930
- Say another word and I'll kill you.
- Say? Robert?

465
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,723
What happens?

466
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:18,935
I understand. So it doesn't go down.

467
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:22,104
A client with priapism.
Perpetual erection.

468
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,107
Dude, shut up.

469
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,777
- Will you let us use the book?
- I haven't gotten to that.

470
00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,238
- What are you waiting for?
- I have a thousand answers.

471
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,865
But you are my boss,
you are my best friend...

472
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,367
...and she is your mother.

473
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,995
Okay, lie down and put your legs up
above the head.

474
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,330
It's always good advice.

475
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,582
No, not for that.

476
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,126
So that the blood goes
to the upper part of your body.

477
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,671
Good. Now take the medicine.

478
00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:50,299
Yes. Pseudoephedrine,
one hundred cubic centimeters.

479
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,426
Are you thinking the same as me?

480
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,221
About the case.

481
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:57,390
About the case.

482
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,683
Yes.

483
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,644
Other than that, I doubt it.

484
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,980
Nothing like a Russian massage.

485
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,399
You were right. Now I know.

486
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,442
I hope Ivan
It hasn't been very hard.

487
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,153
No. Ivan has been fantastic.

488
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:14,407
I thought more people would come.

489
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,493
Do you want to succeed me
When I retire, right?

490
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:18,828
I would love to, sir.

491
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:21,747
My recommendation would ensure it.

492
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,750
And I feel inclined to give it to you.

493
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,002
Thank you.

494
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,920
All I want is...

495
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,007
...that when I leave here today...

496
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,759
...have a new friendship.

497
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,805
It's an honor, your honor.
I want to think that we are already intimate.

498
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:39,807
No, not you.

499
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,392
Rachel King.

500
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:44,645
- She is an extraordinary woman.
- Yes.

501
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:48,733
What chances would a man have?
How do I get an appointment?

502
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,153
It would be difficult to calculate.

503
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,738
Surely you can find out.

504
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,948
I'll look into it.

505
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:59,035
Guess what I'm going to do now?

506
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:07,209
Prepare to go to court
and deliver justice.

507
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,587
I'm going to powder my balls.

508
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,381
It was my second option.

509
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,718
Mr. Franklin, Mr. Bash,
Have you brought the client list?

510
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:16,927
Yes, your honor.

511
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,764
- Can you give it to the sheriff?
- No.

512
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:23,392
In that case, we request
that Mrs. Bash be arrested.

513
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:26,479
In our opinion, the content
from that list is protected.

514
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,064
For medical secrecy.

515
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,609
That's ridiculous. California law
define what a doctor is...

516
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:34,862
- ...and a sexual surrogate does not...
- Because it has never been tried.

517
00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:36,197
For good reason.

518
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:38,908
social workers
have obtained confidentiality.

519
00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:42,078
And chiropractors.
Both have limited privilege.

520
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:45,790
It's time to establish the substitution
like the healing art that it is.

521
00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:47,416
We are going to create laws, your honor.

522
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:50,211
We have patient testimonials
willing to declare...

523
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:53,089
If you are willing,
Why don't they hand over the list?

524
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:54,715
Because some are and others are not.

525
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:57,593
We try to protect your rights.

526
00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,846
Do they want to create laws?
I'll give them a chance.

527
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:04,058
Show me the deposition
and they can save the list.

528
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:07,311
We will need a few minutes
to prepare patients.

529
00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:10,356
No patients. If I should consider
as a doctor to his client...

530
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:13,192
...I have to hear her on the stand.

531
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,486
The hearing is suspended until tomorrow.

532
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,532
Alright, we're underway.

533
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,827
Mom, can you give us a moment?
You could bring us donuts.

534
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:25,079
A great idea.

535
00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:30,000
One thing is that your mother
be a sexual substitute...

536
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,128
...or find her kissing your boss...

537
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,672
...or reassuring
to a hard-on guy...

538
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,342
What was he trying to say?

539
00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:40,469
What don't you want me to say?
What does he do?

540
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,471
I'm sorry. We have a case to win.

541
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,723
No, it's just that I don't want to
ask those questions.

542
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,518
I understand. You don't want to talk
from your mother's vagina.

543
00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:50,312
No. I don't want to talk about her vagina.

544
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,940
I will talk about her vagina.

545
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,442
- Will you do it?
- Yes.

546
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:55,693
I appreciate it.

547
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:57,945
It doesn't matter.

548
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,322
Can you save
the vagina jokes?

549
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,284
I'm trying to prevent the vagina
your mother ends up in prison.

550
00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,552
Incredible.

551
00:29:21,719 --> 00:29:23,762
- Where's Colleen?
- Inside.

552
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,598
Were you with Swatello last night?

553
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,100
It's like mozzarella sticks.

554
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,478
- That?
- You know they are bad for your health.

555
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:33,814
You don't like to eat them.
But you can't stop.

556
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,610
- You're useless.
- I'm fine. Just a little dizzy.

557
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,028
You're not even wearing a tie.

558
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:42,907
I didn't have time to catch it.
He threw things at me. Pots and chairs.

559
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:46,118
- I think I saw a knife.
- I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it.

560
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,204
The universe wants this to happen.

561
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,955
Okay.

562
00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:52,917
Listen.

563
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:58,464
I give you eighteen dollars
for that beautiful tie.

564
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:02,051
As a sexual substitute,
What does your job consist of?

565
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:06,388
I treat people with problems
to reach your sexual potential.

566
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:11,185
Mr. Hewett would say that is
What a prostitute does, right?

567
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:12,770
Yes, the truth is that I would say that.

568
00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:20,027
Without going into details, please...

569
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,865
...could you describe a typical session
with a client?

570
00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:27,660
I work more with couples
than with a single client.

571
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,704
- Because?
-Those who hire prostitutes...

572
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:32,414
...they pay to sleep with them.

573
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,668
My patients pay me
to teach them to express themselves...

574
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,169
...before the people they love.

575
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,506
Can you give us an example
of a successful case?

576
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,550
Well, one of my first clients...

577
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:45,469
...it was a woman who was about to
of divorcing her husband.

578
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,390
His sex life had become
unsatisfactory for both...

579
00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:53,227
...and they had seen psychiatrists
and marriage counselors.

580
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:56,647
Accredited doctors,
but they all failed.

581
00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:59,400
- Could you help her?
- Well, over time...

582
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:03,779
...I made him see that it was worth it
fight for your marriage.

583
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:06,031
How is that couple doing today?

584
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,659
They are expecting their second child.

585
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,872
So your job
It's not really about sex.

586
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:18,043
Can you tell the jury
What is sexual substitution?

587
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,255
In communication.

588
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:26,885
Yes twenty years ago
I would have known what I know now...

589
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:32,641
...maybe I could have saved
to my own family.

590
00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,101
Your family is fine, mom.

591
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:43,777
- I love you.
- I love you too, Peter.

592
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,947
- I protest.
- Protest against love?

593
00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:48,866
I've heard enough already.

594
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:52,620
I determine that the accused is a doctor
according to the evidentiary regime.

595
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,039
Mrs. Bash, you can keep your list.

596
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:03,464
-How did it go with Dinsdale?
- It's complicated.

597
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:06,675
You've been with him twice.
Is he going to support you?

598
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,345
- That depends.
- About what?

599
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,932
The truth is that it's funny.

600
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,101
You told Dinsdale
that I would go out with him.

601
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:19,563
How do you do it?
Just a dinner. What you do next...

602
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:23,233
If you don't fix it, I'll take care of it
that when searching for "Karp" on Google...

603
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,778
...a sexual act appears
unmentionable

604
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,615
You will not be able to make reservations at a hotel,
much less be appointed judge.

605
00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:34,328
- Anything else?
- No. That's all. Okay.

606
00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:42,169
Keeping the list is good,
but you have to find something better.

607
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:44,213
We show that your mother
He is a doctor sometimes.

608
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:48,008
Now we must show that
The inspector was wrong that night.

609
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,053
You are much more awake than before.

610
00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,347
Second wind.

611
00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:54,932
You didn't have your first breath.

612
00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:58,018
You've done a Miyagi on me.

613
00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:00,521
you have forced me
to question my mother.

614
00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:03,899
Nobody was going to cry if I spoke
about your mother's vagina.

615
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,150
No, it had to be me.

616
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:08,987
Thanks, uncle. You have helped me to be
comfortable with my mother's vagina.

617
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:11,323
- I don't want to know.
- Sure?

618
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,534
Very safe. Here, take it.

619
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,121
What's good about it
pick up things from your office?

620
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:20,791
It seems that no one notices
If you copy your boss's emails.

621
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:22,334
That?

622
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,796
Well, when you managed
leave off the list...

623
00:33:25,963 --> 00:33:28,590
- Good job, by the way.
- Thank you.

624
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:31,385
Hewett was,
As you may have already guessed, pissed off.

625
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,429
He told me he was going to move...

626
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,348
...to Lancaster Traffic Court,
starting tomorrow.

627
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:40,352
Lancaster, where legal careers
they are going to die. I'm sorry.

628
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,188
Thank you. Said like that it sounds much better.

629
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,815
Well.

630
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:46,900
You can thank me later.

631
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,569
I can thank you now.

632
00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:51,363
- What did I just say?
- You said "later."

633
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,201
This is very good.

634
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,788
- How good?
- Like a smoking gun.

635
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:04,042
"When I get rid of Gingold,
I can assign you whatever I want."

636
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,712
They can never be used
unless Hewett testifies.

637
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,464
Uncredited rumors.

638
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,716
- Yes. Obtained illegally.
- Yes.

639
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:13,677
And Hewett has
the same immunity as Gingold.

640
00:34:13,844 --> 00:34:15,888
Unless you don't have it.

641
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:19,600
- Let's go see a sexual surrogate.
- Do you mean my mother?

642
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:22,603
Your mother, the sexual surrogate.
Sorry. I forgot his full name.

643
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:32,154
Does the defense have any more witnesses?

644
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:36,450
Yes. Your Honor, we call to the stand
to assistant prosecutor Brad Hewett.

645
00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:40,496
I protest. I am the prosecutor of this case,
to start.

646
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,290
- After kicking out a real lawyer.
- Gentlemen.

647
00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:46,668
Your Honor, according to People v. Altoon
a lawyer can be called...

648
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,921
...in compelling circumstances.

649
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,716
There is nothing compelling here, your honor.
It's just another F and B number.

650
00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:55,010
That "F and B" thing
It's been a bit informal.

651
00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:56,512
And I have executive privilege.

652
00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:59,139
- They can't call me.
- There is a little problem, your honor.

653
00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:03,018
I have a note from Harrison Gingold,
Los Angeles County Prosecutor.

654
00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:06,814
Apparently he didn't like that his assistant
will start a false process...

655
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,983
...in their own interest.
It's an assignment, Brad.

656
00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,485
Bad news, Bradley.

657
00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:14,488
They have demoted you
from level five to level three...

658
00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:17,741
- ...and they have transferred you to Lancaster.
- Have I been demoted?

659
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:21,245
That leaves you without executive privilege.
Lordship?

660
00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:25,499
Mr. Hewett, take the stand.

661
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,464
Your Honor...

662
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:37,386
...at this moment,
The prosecution proposes...

663
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,305
You can do it, Brad.

664
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,851
...dismiss all charges
against Colleen Bash.

665
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,145
- Concedido.
- Yes.

666
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,939
Guys, you did it.

667
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:51,650
- Exact.
- You too. As much as us.

668
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:54,069
Contact Gingold
about Hewett's emails?

669
00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:56,697
- He wouldn't answer us.
- You communicated with him.

670
00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:59,867
- I have to work on that.
- Colleen, are you coming to the party?

671
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,827
- Do you invite me?
- It would be difficult not to.

672
00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:03,537
- You are the guest of honor.
- Clear.

673
00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:06,373
And you're not a whore anymore.
Come on, guys.

674
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,670
You've never played well
on short distances, Henry.

675
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:17,259
I have always been more interested
power than precision.

676
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:20,721
Well, a complete player
you need both.

677
00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:25,726
I hate metaphors
especially golf ones.

678
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,352
Where is your nephew?

679
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,272
Well, I came instead...

680
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:35,068
...to tell you to quit
your disrespectful demands...

681
00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:36,570
...regarding Rachel King.

682
00:36:36,737 --> 00:36:39,698
It was a totally friendly request.

683
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,242
I can't make him do anything.

684
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:48,123
No, but you can do that
your judicial blessing depends on it.

685
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:51,168
- Tell your nephew...
- No, I'm not going to tell you anything...

686
00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:52,836
...because I've never been here.

687
00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:57,758
like I never was
in that hotel in Nashville.

688
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,470
Stanton, are you trying to blackmail me?

689
00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:04,765
No more than you have tried
intimidate Damien.

690
00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:07,100
deserves too much
a position in the judiciary...

691
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:10,479
...like to mix
in your sexual escapades.

692
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:12,356
Shall I buy you a drink?

693
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:15,275
I thought you would never ask me.

694
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:19,237
You mean Rachel King
is it too good for me?

695
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,114
Yes, exactly.

696
00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:22,699
No, come on. Oh really.

697
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:24,868
No, seriously,
It's too good for you.

698
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,496
Do you have a sister who isn't?

699
00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:29,915
Bordeaux 9261 km
Split 10 277 km

700
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,044
Can you give me a second?

701
00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:36,171
- Yes.
- Yes.

702
00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:40,342
Aren't you going to Lancaster?

703
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:42,678
Gingold called me this morning.

704
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,888
It seems like someone put in a good word for me.

705
00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:46,807
It's hard to imagine.

706
00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,850
I've been raised to level five.

707
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:51,979
Well, sometimes the good guys win.

708
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:53,689
Not in this case, but...

709
00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,651
you will always be
an unbearable college student.

710
00:37:57,818 --> 00:38:01,321
Yes. And you will always be
an almost psychotic sadist.

711
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,031
Ellen.

712
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,325
- Hello.
- Carlos.

713
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:09,329
- Are you ready?
- Sí, dame un minuto.

714
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,627
The defense lawyer
of my next trial.

715
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,255
Let's go wine tasting.

716
00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:21,842
A wine tasting with Carlos?

717
00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:32,185
It's been good. Thank you.

718
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,355
It's been good.

719
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:44,740
Are you OK?

720
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,908
What are you taking about?
I have dodged a bullet.

721
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,952
Yes, like Keanu in The Matrix.

722
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:50,954
Remo Williams.

723
00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:53,457
Come on.
We have a party to plan.

724
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,000
Yes.

725
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,548
I can't stand her.

726
00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:04,634
- But I miss her.
- I can't stand you.

727
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:07,429
We have won a lawsuit.
We are in Malibu.

728
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,223
We've had a party.
We have people around.

729
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:13,560
It's true what the song says.
From love to hate there is one step.

730
00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:16,521
Honey, you're bringing me down.

731
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,440
That doesn't sound like a sexual surrogate.

732
00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:20,817
I'm going to have another drink.

733
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,071
Mother? Mother.

734
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:26,615
- Are you okay, honey?
- Yes.

735
00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:29,951
I just wanted to tell you
that it wasn't just because of the jury...

736
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:31,203
...what I said today.

737
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,081
I'm fine, seriously. In fact,
I'm proud of what you do.

738
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:35,916
I'm proud of you too.

739
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,461
And if one day you want to talk
of some problem...

740
00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:42,297
...with that doctor from the beach,
you just have to call me to...

741
00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:43,924
That's not going to happen.

742
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:47,552
- Okay.
- Okay.

743
00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:51,473
I remember that once
A big target fell on us.

744
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,476
The swell was perfect.
Nobody wanted to leave.

745
00:39:54,643 --> 00:39:57,479
Not even poor Apona,
who lost an arm. I was...

746
00:39:57,646 --> 00:40:00,690
There are no white sharks in Tahiti.

747
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,025
Already.

748
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:05,403
But he was a loner, like me.

749
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,280
Hello, Stanton.

750
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:10,534
Congratulations on the news.

751
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:13,829
In case it helps you,
I never thought you were a whore.

752
00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:16,373
You are a charm.

753
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:19,334
you did a good job
with Colleen's case. Thanks to you...

754
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,546
What does it matter? That doesn't matter.
Rob Lowe may have signed us.

755
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:25,632
I think he was here today.
I looked through the telescope...

756
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,802
...and he was pointing at the sun.
I have burned my retina.

757
00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:30,637
You can see it, if you look closely.

758
00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,430
- Let's see.
- Look.

759
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:36,476
I didn't know your eyes were so pretty.
They are almost touching.

760
00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:39,146
Thank you.
My mother always said it.

761
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,189
- Your mother was right.
- Shall I interrupt?

762
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:42,649
- Maybe. No?
- No.

763
00:40:42,816 --> 00:40:45,735
I'm going to buy lubricating eye drops.

764
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:47,404
Lowe will pay me.

765
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,407
-Rob Lowe?
- Yes.

766
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,453
- No. Stop. I'm not ready.
- I'm just saying...

767
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,248
You have to admit that Rachel
and your mother kissing...

768
00:40:58,415 --> 00:41:00,292
...is the sexiest thing in the world.

769
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,712
- No. She's my mother.
- Yes it is.

770
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:05,755
Okay, a hypothesis.

771
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:07,424
- Tell me.
- You sleep with my mother...

772
00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:10,218
- I sleep with your mother.
- You haven't heard the second part.

773
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:12,470
- I sleep with her.
- Ten million dollars.

774
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,681
I sleep with your mother.

775
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:19,477
A domesticated pterodactyl, such as
in Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

776
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,813
- For me? Very good.
- Sí, para ti.

777
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,024
A real pterodactyl.

778
00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:26,234
I sleep with your mother.

779
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,528
About the pterodactyl.

780
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,614
"Jared!"

781
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,866
Is that the pterodactyl or my mother?

782
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:34,451
It's your mother. "Jared!"

783
00:41:34,618 --> 00:41:37,204
It sounds strange
like a pterodactyl talking.


